Issue 51: Cowabunga Cupid

Happy Valentine's Day! Cupid has come to The Sewer Den. I love showcasing my collection of TMNT Valentines. The latest batch I've obtained will make your heart swoon with Turtle Power.

Here they are! Our valiant heroes, wooing you with a warped pizza in the shape of a heart. Printed in 1994.

Issue 41: Sewer Undies

ISSUE 41: SEWER UNDIES

There's one decision every man must make in life. A choice that defines your character - a true representation of your personality. Make the wrong assessment and the outcome is...uncomfortable.

Boxers or briefs?

I made this sacred underwear decision on the cusp of being a teenager. Forget tests and homework, this was a pinnacle life moment for a kid in middle school. After much debate, I declared myself a boxers-type dude. The relaxed fit and fun, shorts-like style reflected my charisma.

I've never looked back...

What you're about to witness is sweeter than chocolate, more sensual than a rose, and hotter than pizza fresh out of the oven. In honor of Valentine's Day, I am opening up my underwear drawer. Ladies, please, calm down. My skivvies pack some passion, but mostly deliver a wallop of Turtle Power.

Issue 31: Sentimental In The Sewer

ISSUE 31: SENTIMENTAL IN THE SEWER.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the sewers are sweet, so please read this through.

Pucker up, Valentine's Day is here once again - throwing pretty flowers, tasty chocolates, and mushy greeting cards all over the month of February. In the past, The Sewer Den has covered 2 sets of TMNT Valentine's Day cards - the classic cartoon series of the 80's and the 2007 movie. Although hailing from completely different TMNT eras, both sets featured our heroes shelling out their hearts while using a variety of silly expressions and wretched puns. With Valentines like these, it's understandable why these mutants are single.

Issue 21: Cupid Circa 2007

ISSUE 21: CUPID CIRCA 2007

Love is in the air and the green machines are taking a big whiff. Each year the Ninja Turtles spout off sentiments of love in the form of Valentine’s Day cards. What they lack in romanticism, they make up for in humor. The Sewer Den has covered a variety of Valentines, showcasing the Turtles and their eye rolling humor.

Cupid’s arrow has struck once again. With each new Ninja Turtles series or film, the world is treated with another line of TMNT-themed Valentine’s Day cards. We’re taking another trip down memory lane. But, not too far back. Rewind to 2007 - an iconic year. After a 14-year hiatus from the silver screen, the Turtles returned to cinemas with their bandannas a-blazing. In 2007, our heroes made their comeback in TMNT. The fun flick opened number 1 at the box office the weekend of March 23^rd. And do you know what Ninja Turtles success means? More Ninja Turtles merchandise.

Issue 3: Real Ninjas Play Hard To Get

ISSUE 3: REAL NINJAS PLAY HARD TO GET

Oh, hello there Valentine's Day. Back again, are you?

It's that enchanting time of year where you're encouraged to pamper your partner with affection. Whether you're in a relationship or enjoying the single life, the traditions of Valentine's Day are unavoidable. Roses, chocolates, the color red - it's everywhere. A commercial holiday it might be, but that doesn't stop it from being fun.