The Sewer Den's Day Off


Faking out your parents with a phony fever? Need a mental break from the mundane office environment?? Has sickness struck, confining you to your home???

Kids, students, adults - everyone needs a day off. Whether you're at the mercy of an illness or pulling a Ferris Bueller, skipping your normal routine for a restful day on the couch is rejuvenating. Sink into the cushions and embrace the day - your day off.

How does one spend their sick day in The Sewer Den? I've gathered the best mutated gear for fighting or fabricating an illness.

Cowabunga Cuisine (Case of the Killer Pizzas)


CASE OF THE KILLER PIZZAS

Back in the whirlwind of the holidays, my girlfriend, Jess, and I retreated to the Poconos to hang with fellow TMNT fan and friend, Kristy (who runs VoiceChasers.com). With her family in tow, we had an awesome, entertaining weekend filled with Turtle Powered fun.

Like any prolonged get together with friends, hunger struck. Ordinary people would simply cook up a meal or order takeout. But as a couple of die-hard Turtle fans, our culinary experience needed to be mutated to the next level.

2014 Year In Review


2014 was an incredible year for The Sewer Den. In 12 measly months, I managed to churn out content that had me screaming cowabunga from the sewers. What were my biggest mutated moments of 2014?

Here's The Sewer Den's 2014 Year In Review.

24 Days of Turtle (2014): Day 24 (Plush Santa Raphael)


Welcome to the 2014 edition of 24 Days of Turtle. The awesome advent calendar features daily TMNT Christmas-themed treasures. There's festive fun, gracious gifts, and Turtle Powered prizes!

Santa arrives on DAY 24, the FINAL DAY of the countdown.


RAPHAEL, THE TURTLE CLAUS
(1990)

Up from the sewers and down your chimney, the Sewer Santa has come to town. On the final day of 24 Days of Turtle, it's only appropriate for the jolly man, eh...Turtle, to make an appearance.

24 Days of Turtle (2014): Day 23 (Mirage Holiday Card)


Welcome to the 2014 edition of 24 Days of Turtle. The awesome advent calendar features daily TMNT Christmas-themed treasures. There will be festive fun, gracious gifts, and Turtle Powered prizes!

A merry mutant is invading your mailbox on DAY 23 of the countdown.


MIRAGE HOLIDAY CARD
(2007)

Ah, the art of the holiday card. There are so many directions to take - genres of joy. Humorous, religious, pets, a family portrait - the possibilities are endless. Everyone sends something different - boasting their outlook on life. And that's what I love. Every time one arrives in the mail, I curiously open the envelop to unravel the mystery.

24 Days of Turtle (2014): Day 22 (Pull-String Ornaments)


Welcome to the 2014 edition of 24 Days of Turtle. The awesome advent calendar features daily TMNT Christmas-themed treasures. There will be festive fun, gracious gifts, and Turtle Powered prizes!

Inching closer to Christmas on DAY 22 of the countdown.


PULL-STRING ORNAMENTS
(1990)

In the toy collecting community, there is a debate. Do you remove the item from its packaging or keep it unopened? Leaving it unharmed keeps the value high, but diminishes the enjoyment. Tearing it open diminishes the value, but increases the fun. Ah, what a predicament!

24 Days of Turtle (2014): Day 21 (Sad Christmas Tree)


Welcome to the 2014 edition of 24 Days of Turtle. The awesome advent calendar features daily TMNT Christmas-themed treasures. There will be festive fun, gracious gifts, and Turtle Powered prizes!

Serving up a tube of holiday cheer on DAY 21 of the countdown.


SAD CHRISTMAS TREE
(2014)

Christmas is quickly approaching with only a few days left until the big day. Is your tree up? Trimmed and looking festive? If not, I may have a quick fix for you. Unfortunately, it is a sad solution - one that could drain the joy from your holiday season.