TOTALLY TUBULAR TREASURES: PIÑATA!
Party time. I had to nab this one. Before you could say "booyakasha," the piñata was in my shopping cart.
Oh, the savage ritual of beating a piñata. We've all done it - unleashing our inner beast for the hope of candy. Our true colors are revealed during that quick, blindfolded moment. There's the sugar-craving kid full of excitement, or the anger-induced bully swinging to kill. You learn a lot from a person wielding a bat.
The whole routine sounds completely insane until you remember the goal - candy. It literally rains candy.
Proudly standing at 2 foot tall, the Raphael piñata is glorious. He's like one of those stone lions people place in front of their homes. An intimidating and vicious guardian of your dwelling. If the stare and stance weren't daunting enough, Raphael also has a few weapons hidden near his shell.
Decisions, decisions. Getting older is tough. What's your vote?
Totally Tubular Treasure: 2013 Nickelodeon TMNT Raphael Piñata
Where The Heck Did You Find This: Wal-Mart
Amount Paid: $17.99 (yeah, that ain't cheap)
Level of Awesome: Bodacious
Oh yeah, the best part? My Mom ended up buying this for me.