It's so bad, it's good. Let's embrace the terribly awesome during Cowabunga Christmas.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Santa Claus has been successfully dressed in a suit of red for decades. The world loves him in that color, I love him in that color. Red, often a color used to depict anger, is beautifully jovial when it comes to Saint Nick. But, someone didn't agree. Red wasn't to their liking. Red was too classic. In 2016, they thought Santa needed a reboot. Cue the color purple. Cue the Terribly Awesome.
The purple Santa hat belongs in a Harry Potter film. I imagine Dumbledore strolling around the sewers in this thing, not a TMNT fan celebrating the holidays. It's too much magic and not enough mutant. I want to be festive during the holidays, boasting Turtle Power alongside my Christmas tree. But, this purple cap would make me feel like Hermione Granger trying to summon a patronus when all I want is a glass of eggnog!
I'm starting to think the purple Santa hat was just an excuse for me to spew a bunch of Harry Potter references...
Check back for more holiday hijinks all month during The Sewer Den's Cowabunga Christmas!