Happy Birthday to me. On October 27th of every year, I'm treated to a day of celebration. When I was a young gun in the late 80's and early 90's, a similar birthday invitation went out every year...
These parties were centered around the Ninja Turtles. Plates, napkins, balloons, the cake - Raphael even showed up one year!
But, as the years went on, the Turtles went out. Too cool for TMNT, my birthdays took a turn in a new, more mature direction. I'd be lying if I said Raphael was with me this year to blow out the candles on my birthday cake...
But after a long birthday-hiatus, the Ninja Turtles have returned. The recent creation of The Sewer Den has opened the door once again for Turtle, gift-giving opportunities. And boy, it was TMNT gifts galore!
Where these gifts came from remains a mystery to me. Mostly all of them are from the TMNT heyday, which makes them exceptionally special. So what treats was I unwrapping this year? Let's see how I celebrated this birthday...
Small, simple, yet still awesome. A pack of Ninja Turtles trading cards. Although not a typical birthday card, it is still some type of card. So, I'll take it.
I have a few of these Topps' collectibles in The Sewer Den, this particular bundle is new to me for one major reason - the $0.59 price. The packages of Ninja Turtles cards always had two distinct features to them - a piece of bubble gum and a $0.25 price point. What made these cards so special that warranted a $0.34 price increase? Especially considering there is NO gum included.
To its credit, the pack does come with 11 cards and 1 sticker. That's a few more cards than the other $0.25 packs. If collecting cards is your goal, than this pack is clearly the way to go. But, if chewing a stick of stale gum is your goal, this pack isn't for you.
Years after my long-lived Ninja Turtles phase as a kid, I went into a yo-yo phase as a teen. For some crazy reason yo-yo's became all the rage in my middle school years. Why did anyone think that yo-yo's were cool? I don't remember too many girls being impressed by the "walk the dog" move.
But even years before my teen, yo-yo-wielding days, the Ninja Turtles found themselves licensing their image once again for a few bucks. Food products, school supplies, bathroom products, and now - yo-yo's.
As much as I'd like to poke fun at the contraption, I can't. You know why? Because sadly, I still love yo-yo's. They're a silly, yet simple invention that is just so classic. They've stuck around throughout the years and it makes me happy that kids can still keep themselves entertained with such an absurd toy.
This Ninja Turtles yo-yo is no different. The funny toy gets some funny packaging that really makes you smile. The Ninja Turtles are heroes - maintaining peace and stomping out evil in the world. Yet, they apparently find time to play with a yo-yo.
Along with the fun packaging, the actual yo-yo is fun too. The simple artwork compliments the simple design of the yo-yo.
The company claims that the yo-yo also does "tricks and stunts!" A trick, okay...but how does one do a stunt with a yo-yo??? This isn't a monster truck or an exploding car - it's a piece of plastic with a string.
Not sure where this yo-yo was found for purchase, but it sure is a TMNT-treasure. A great birthday gift for sure.
I was treated to the Raphael model, but looks like there was also a Leonardo one as well. Although he is described as a "Mutant Ninja Turtle" - they made him singular and dropped the "Teenage" from his title. Still, this will definitely be going on a future birthday wish list.
The April figure is bad-ass. Well, I guess any chick that can pull off a blue jumpsuit is pretty bad-ass. Her wardrobe choice is paying homage to the original comics where she donned this same outfit. In the 80's, blue jumpsuits must have been super hip.
It's always nice to get a toy for your birthday - especially an action figure. When opening gifts as a kid, there was nothing more satifying than ripping off that wrapping paper and discovering an action figure inside (and not a pair of socks). Not much has changed over twenty years later. The excitement still hits me. I'm glad I got to experience that once again during this birthday celebration.
This was a gift from me to me. I found these while combing through the internet for Turtles treasures. Who wouldn't want fruit-flavored TMNT candies in small round cases? These were too funny to pass up - especially when they feature the Turtles from their third, and worst, film.
Only thing to say about these is that they're awesome. Rad artwork, cool casing, and some very funky 90's graphic design. And a tattoo inside!
Although the label says "collect all 4", I managed to only find three. Leonardo is M.I.A. for the meantime.
I find it funny that these candies were originally $1.99, but then marked down to $0.79. I guess Turtles Tarts weren't flying off the shelves, even back in the 90's.
I received two training manuals for my birthday - both released by Solson Publications. Issue #1 - Karate. Issue #4 - Sai (with Raphael's name spelled wrong). With these two manuals, I theoretically would be able master my body and a weapon for means of self-defense. Both issues contained priceless, ninja strength training information. All presented with entertaining, detailed artwork.
Iron Maidens. Could the self-training audience also be interested in Iron Maidens? It seems targeted to girlfriend-less, teenage boys. Certainly a weird advertisement for a Ninja Turtles-related comic. And it only gets worse...
Buckwheat Comics - Rags To Riches puts the icing on this bizarre cake. This awkward advertisement showcases Buckwheat from Little Rascals in his very own comic. As cool as Buckwheat is, he doesn't really mesh with the TMNT universe. He may get into similar silly antics, but he is a far cry from a crime-fighting ninja.
Solson Publications made some odd choices. Ninja Turtles, Iron Maidens, and Buckwheat Comics? Although it's quite a variety, I'm not sure anyone asked for this variety. A little research says the company lived and died in the 80's. I guess they are no longer "doin otay."